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Anonymous said:
Waaaaiiiitttt, you live in Texas??????? I live in Texas! What part? (If you don't want to give me a city that's fine)

it’s fine! just come off anon and I’ll tell you B)


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Anonymous said:
"We became best friends after that obviously." Pics or it didn't happen

because seeing is believing am I right


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steamlord313:

babylonian:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK
aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game
so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)
so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc
we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!
right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh
i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus
before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

WHAT A CUTE STORY

steamlord313:

babylonian:

OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK

aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game

so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)

so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc

we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!

right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh

i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus

before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:

image

i am straight as hell but i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude

WHAT A CUTE STORY


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vivzie-zp:

I laughed so hard just now.


theweekbefore:

fiddlesticksandcustard:

theweekbefore:

fiddlesticksandcustard:

theweekbefore:

fiddlesticksandcustard:

guess who’s back

hi buddy

buddyb uddybuddy buddy buddy budd y

you are so much more hyper online than in person

[muffled “introducing me” by nick jonas blares in the distance]

I didn’t bring shoes so we’re good

great now we can start pUMPING UP THE PARTY WHOO YEAH


kindplant:

it’s so happy it looks so happy to be alive i want 2 be that cat

kindplant:

it’s so happy it looks so happy to be alive i want 2 be that cat


theweekbefore:

fiddlesticksandcustard:

theweekbefore:

fiddlesticksandcustard:

guess who’s back

hi buddy

buddyb uddybuddy buddy buddy budd y

you are so much more hyper online than in person

[muffled “introducing me” by nick jonas blares in the distance]


theweekbefore:

fiddlesticksandcustard:

guess who’s back

hi buddy

buddyb uddybuddy buddy buddy budd y


guess who’s back


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